Use it or lose it

I’ve always been a bit sceptical about that phrase but turns out it’s true. It’s true for things like foreign languages, data allowances and fitness levels but also, apparently, for anal sex skills, if you can call them that. Let me elaborate.

A few months ago, I decided I was going to try and derive some pleasure from anal sex, rather than just waiting for it to be over. I approached the task with the utmost dedication. We bought a beginners butt plug and started taking the time to get me used to that weird and wonderful sensation of something going into your ass (and then out and then in, etc. etc.). Eventually, things got ‘normal’ enough that Jared could slip in without too much freaking out or pain/discomfort on my part.

One I’d ‘levelled up’, I got ambitious and purchased the black menace – a larger butt plug that sadly I was never able to accommodate, even though I tried my best. He currently lives in my bedside drawer, still frightening to behold even though he’s not any bigger or wider than Jared so I’m not sure what the issue is. Ah well, you can’t argue with your ass. Still, things were pretty hot on the butt front for a while there. It got to the point where I was so turned on by it that I would regularly ask Jared to fuck my ass and so we ended up having a decent amount of anal sex. Ahhh those were the days…

And then we stopped. I’m not sure why, I think it was a result of us having less sex due to Jared having to work more to get his new bars set up. Either way, the result is that my ass is out of practice. We tried to have anal a few weeks ago and I felt like I was back to square one; I wasn’t used to it anymore so everything hurt and felt weird. It was very disappointing although, to be fair, maybe we weren’t as patient as we could have been.

That’s not to say I can’t get back there but I didn’t even consider that it might be one of those things you have to keep doing. Chalk that up in the ‘lessons learned’ column. And to everyone out there reading, be warned! Apparently practice makes perfect with anal and it turns out your butthole likes to erase the memory of what its been through. As if it doesn’t like it. Come on, butt, we both know you love it. Stop being such a prude.